101 Uses For Your Vuvuzela — Mel Gibson

by Roy Blumenthal on July 17, 2010

David Germond of The Win Win Group emailed me a challenge… To come up with alternative uses for your vuvuzela now that the World Cup is over.

His email was simple. It said: ‘This is what Zapiro did…

So here’s my stab at it.

I took a good hour to do a Google search for a suitable Mel Gibson picture. I was hunting for one where he spews vitriol, something to match the sound of his voice on the leaked recordings of his verbal abuse of his wife.

It seems his public relations handlers are on full red alert doing urgent fire-fighting. There are only a very few unsavoury pics of the man. And those are tame.

Anyway. I found this one. It suits my purpose. It’s from ContactMusic.

I originally intended making a caricature of him. But when I was dummying up the composition, I liked the juxtaposition of the photo with the drawing. So that’s what I stuck with.

This picture was made entirely in ArtRage 3 (with the exception of the photo of Mel Gibson, which is used without permission). No vuvuzelas were abused in the making of this muzzle. Mind the drool.

By the way, you have 13 days left to take advantage of my half-price offer. Book and pay for my services as a visual facilitator before Friday 30 July, and you get me for a massive 50% saving. Email Jennifer for details: bookings@royblumenthal.com

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Just returned from Berlin. A top multinational pharmaceutical company made use of my services as a visual facilitator.

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This picture was created live during a ‘best practice sharing’ convention held in Berlin.

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John vd Ruit — Spud (An Animated Thank You)

by Roy Blumenthal on May 5, 2010

John vd Ruit, world best-selling author of the hit series of SPUD novels, popped his voice into my cellphone a while back. I made this video out of it.

I drew three ink-on-paper sketches of John in my Moleskine. I scanned them, then tidied them up and coloured them in Photoshop CS3. I hauled them into CrazyTalk 6 and animated the pics.

Finally, I composited everything together in Adobe Premiere Pro CS3.

All audio editing was done in Audacity.

The music is a Creative Commons ‘Attribution’ licensed track I found on Jamendo. It’s called ColdRain by Silent Assassin.

This video is released under a Creative Commons ‘Attribution, Share-Alike’ license. Which means you can remix it, and do whatever you like with it. As long as you credit me as the originator, and that you release it under a similar license.

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Graeme Sacks snaps Roy in Killarney — after Roy appeared on eNEWS CHANNEL live

March 2, 2010

Graeme Sacks (@AfricanABC) popped into Mugg & Bean in Killarney. He took this pic of me demonstrating ArtRage to an interested-party. I’ve been uploading pics I made live on-air this morning at eNEWS CHANNEL. They had a special to celebrate 100 Days To The World Cup, and I was invited to do on-the-spot visual facilitation [...]

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Seth Godin shares his views on being a successful entrepreneur, freelancer, artist

February 11, 2010

Seth Godin is one of the sanest marketers in the world today. David Garland scooped an interview with Seth for his blog, THE RISE TO THE TOP. In the chat, Seth shares his views on how to make a difference in the world. This is my ultra-compressed summary of the interview. This pic was painted [...]

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Roy Makes a Caricature

January 28, 2010

Standard Bank held a three-day conference. I was the caricaturist for the Group Corporate Affairs division. These three pics are from a caricaturing/visual facilitation gig I did for Standard Bank through the WinWin Group. It was a three-day job, and involved a looooooooot of caricaturing. I made about 78 pictures during the convention. Photographer Craig [...]

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A pic from my BMW conference on Mon 25 Jan 2010 — Karen Valle from Mini

January 27, 2010

A pic from my BMW conference on Mon 25 Jan 2010 — Karen Valle from Mini, originally uploaded by royblumenthal. This is a pic I made live at the BMW conference. All of the BMW and MINI dealers from around the country gathered to put their ducks in a row for 2010. The WinWin Group [...]

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Happy 2010! (Jennifer in Bed, with Cat)

January 1, 2010

Happy 2010! (Jennifer in Bed, with Cat), originally uploaded by royblumenthal. The new year is upon us. I’m looking forward to a year of prosperity, abundance, and living my art. It’s going to be a year of release from old patterns and grimy people. A year of openness to good. May your year also be [...]

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Pate de foie Manto

December 16, 2009

Pate de foie Manto, originally uploaded by royblumenthal. Liver as a main course. With a whole bunch of stuff to make a collapsed liver even worse. And some stuff to kill a nation. A fifth of all South Africans have HIV or AIDS right now. And that’s just the cases that are known about. Manto [...]

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Manto Tshabalala-Msimang Dead Dead Dead

December 16, 2009

Manto Tshabalala-Msimang Dead Dead Dead, originally uploaded by royblumenthal. She’s dead and gone now. Maybe it means South Africa has a chance to recover from the mistakes she made botching our ability to solve the AIDS crisis this country is sinking under. Verbose? Hey. Not as verbose as Manto. The alcoholic, thieving, incompetent buffoon. One [...]

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