Espresso, Parktown North
Saturday, May 03, 2003 Service: * * * 1/2 Food: * * * Ambience: * * * * Babe Count: * * * * Damon and I are meeting for our regular Saturday lunchtime movie meeting. He and I are …
Da Vincenzo’s, Sunninghill
Friday, April 25, 2003 Service: * * Food: * * Ambience: * * Babe Count: * * Hmmm. Troy has persuaded me to come to this birthday party. It’s a buddy of his who he does laser shows with, and …
The Green Venus, Kaapschehoop
Sunday, April 20, 2003 Service: * * * Food: * * * Ambience: * * * Babe Count: * * * * Bloody hell. Back when I was twenty-nine or so, I did the Blyde River Canyon hike for the …
The Wattles, Kaapschehoop
Saturday, April 19, 2003 Service: * * * * * Food: * * * * * Ambience: * * * * * Babe Count: * * * * * All right. So I overcatered. I’m Jewish. What can I say? …
Hard Times Cafe, Melville
Friday, March 28, 2003 Service: * * * Food: * * * * Ambience: * * * Babe Count: * * * So why am I ogling Amanda, the manageress, wondering what she’ll look like naked, when I’ve got a …
Tallahassee Spur, Somerset West
Thursday, March 20, 2003 Service: * * * Food: * * * Ambience: * * 1/2 Babe Count: * * * I’m sitting with Heidi. Two and a half months have crept by without any physical contact between the two …
Fournos, Rosebank
Saturday, March 15, 2003 Service: * * *1/2 Food: * * * 1/2 Ambience: * * * Babe Count: * * * * Damon Berry and I have my laptop plugged into the cashier’s electrical outlet and we’ve just been …
My Flat, Cresta
Monday, March 10, 2003 Service: * Food: * Ambience: * Babe Count: * The service here is terrible at the moment, and that’s because I’m basically limping around in a musty red sarong, my throat all raspy and sore, clutching …
My Flat, Cresta
Friday, February 14, 2003 Service: * * * * Food: * Ambience: * Babe Count: * So it’s been a pretty eventful bunch of months, what with me heading to Somerset West to encounter my cyber-love babe in the flesh, …
Al’s Gourmet Chicken, Greenside
Sunday, December 15, 2002 Service: * 1/2 Food: * 1/2 Ambience: * Babe Count: * “May I please have a quarter chicken — the quarter with a drumstick — some chips, and some iced tea, all takeaway?” I say to …