JB Rivers, Hyde Park
Saturday, March 27, 2004 Service: * * Food: N/A Ambience: * * * * Babe Count: * * * * Three o’clock, and all’s well. This morning, after a long time lying in bed thinking, I sent Jacqui an sms. …
Piaceri, The Wedge, Rivonia
Wednesday, March 24, 2004 Service: * * *1/2 Food: * * * * Ambience: * * Babe Count: * * * * Troy Bentley called me this afternoon as soon as he heard about my breakup. “We’re having dinner tonight …
The Park Hiatt, Rosebank
Wednesday, March 24, 2004 Service: * * * Food: * * * Ambience: * * *1/2 Babe Count: * * * * It’s around ten-fifteen in the morning, and my eyes are swollen and scratchy, and I’m feeling drained. I’ve …
My Flat, Cresta
Tuesday, March 23, 2004 Service: * Food: * Ambience: * Babe Count: N/A I’m tear soaked and sapped right now. Just came home from couples therapy. I had decided that I couldn’t take more of this space, and handed Jacqui …
Mugg & Bean, Cresta
Thursday, March 11, 2004 Service: * * * * Food: * * 1/2 Ambience: * * * 1/2 Babe Count: * * * My t-shirt is a little clammy. That’s because I’ve just gotten out of the Virgin Active gym …
The Radium Beer Hall, Orange Grove
Saturday, March 06, 2004 Service: *1/2 Food: N/A Ambience: * * * * Babe Count: * * * * Tonight at the Radium there’s no-one too worthwhile looking to start with. But that’s gonna change as the night wears on. …
The Ocean Basket, Sandton City
Friday, March 05, 2004 Service: * * *1/2Food: * * *1/2Ambience: * *Babe Count: * * * * * Tonight the babe count is at maximum. That’s cos the babe sitting across the table from me is Jacqui, love-of-my-life, looking …
Piatto, Cresta
Monday, March 01, 2004 Service: * * * Food: * * *1/2 Ambience: * * Babe Count: * If sorrow is supposed to be such an aphrodisiac, why’m I not feeling horny? Jacqui and I met an hour or so …
Manhattan Grill, Cresta
Friday, December 12, 2003 Service: * * 1/2 Food: * * *1/2 Ambience: * * * Babe Count: * * * *1/2 It’s eleven o’clock at night. My shoe soles are still smouldering. I have tiny splinters in my hands …
Jacqui’s Flat, Fourways
Wednesday, December 10, 2003 Service: * * * * * Food: * * * Ambience: * * * Babe Count: * * * * * Oh, shame! Poor Jacqui! She’s sick in bed with flu, and I’m upstairs in the …