Sophia’s, Rosebank
Monday, June 21, 2004 Service: * * * Food: * * * * Ambience: * * * Babe Count: * * Phone: +27 11 880 7356 I’ve got a sudden craving for oxtail stew. Can’t explain it. It hits me …
My flat, Cresta
Thursday, June 03, 2004 Service: * Food: * * Ambience: * * Babe Count: N/A Troy Bentley and I are eating leftover Nik Naks from last night’s movie party. I’m moping. Tonight’s a very very very sore night for me. …
My flat, Cresta
Wednesday, June 02, 2004 Service: * * * * Food: * * * * Ambience: * * * * Babe Count: * * * * * “Jeeez, Roy. I think you’ve made too much pasta,” says Charl. I’m notorious for …
Joe Parker’s Comedy Express, Carnival City, Brakpan
Friday, May 28, 2004 Service: * * Food: N/A Ambience: * * * * * Babe Count: * * In the babe count, I’m not counting Bianca, since that would bias the reading. She takes it right up to five …
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Spaza Gallery, Troyeville
Thursday, May 27, 2004 Service: * * Food: * * * 1/2 Ambience: * * * * Babe Count: * * * * * Bianca is posing for my portrait circle. We’ve just taken our first break, and Bianca and …
Grace Hotel Foyer, Rosebank
Friday, May 21, 2004 Service: * * * Food: N/A Ambience: * * * * Babe Count: * * * * * Jacqui and I have sat in this very sofa, sipping tea together. But I’m not with Jacqui tonight. …
My Flat, Cresta
Thursday, May 20, 2004 Service: N/A Food: N/A Ambience: N/A Babe Count: * * * * * The babe count above is misleading. It’s an accurate measure of the babeage. Problem is, the babeage isn’t physically with me in my …
Steve’s Edit Suite, Memar, Highlands North
Wednesday, May 19, 2004 Service: N/A Food: N/A Ambience: * Babe Count: N/A I’m cooped up in Steve’s suite, viewing chemistry lessons that will educate Ethiopia’s children. Actually, the stuff is so complicated and hard to view that I’m willing …
Cafe Nescafe, Rosebank
Wednesday, May 19, 2004 Service: * * Food: N/A Ambience: * * * Babe Count: * * * * I’m sure there’s a modeling agency somewhere nearby. There is just way too much prime babeflesh jauncing around. All thin and …
Primi Piatti, Rosebank
Tuesday, May 18, 2004 Service: * * * Food: * * * Ambience: * * * * Babe Count: * * * * Phone: +27 11 447 0300 Ian Henderson and I are meeting to talk about running workshops together. …