I'm sure this little delicacy would only be legal in places where cannibalism is legal. That's if we're talking about eating HUMAN haemorrhoids. Whenever we eat mass produced sausages, there's a pretty good chance we're eating cow lips, udders, vaginas, …
Betty’s Butt Nuggets — Transform Your Haemorrhoids into a Tasty Treat! Read more »
Uh… what can I say? I'm on a roll. After my Jesus-in-a-Jar jamboree, I couldn't stop myself from having sicko ideas. The Pish Kebab is basically something to do with all those leftover foreskins. In cultures where circumcision is practised, …
Pish Kebabs — Something to Do With the Leftovers Read more »
I thought I'd try going below the limits of my own grossness. I've always known that I'm capable of transcending (is that the right word?) all known limits when it comes to grossness. But I didn't know I could get …
Vodacom reveling in ‘Poor workmanship’. WTF???, originally uploaded by royblumenthal. Someone in my office just received this message from Vodacom’s customer service department. The phone is ready for collection. But it hasn’t been repaired. And the REASON it hasn’t been …
What Rules?, originally uploaded by royblumenthal. A quick scamp of an idea for a print ad for something. Can’t say more. But it stands alone regardless. The idea behind this one is that we all have rules and regulations that …
Rejection Doesn’t Make You a Reject, originally uploaded by royblumenthal. I worked in the ad industry for many years. Too many years. And in the ad industry, you rack up a fair number of rejections. If you have a thin …
Thank you very much for viewing this footage. I’m terribly sorry at how unclear it all is. I started shooting this sequence approximately 30 seconds after the shooting stopped. Here are links to the bits that made it onto the …
Shootout at 8am, Friday 18 April 2008, in Houghton Estate, Johannesburg South Africa Read more »
Jennifer and I had another brush with South African rainbow-cultureearlier today. (When I say 'another', I'm referring to Friday morning's armed robberyoutside our front gate that Jennifer drove through, missing a hail ofbullets by 5 to 10 seconds. Two police …
Behind the Scenes in the Advertising Industry, originally uploaded by royblumenthal. So… uh… I’ll admit this. In public. Once upon a time, I was a member of the advertising industry. And yup… in the ad industry, people go SO up …
Welcome to Roy Blumenthal’s visual facilitation pictures made during the NSASA Convention 2008, at the Sibaya Convention Centre near Durban. Roy Blumenthal is a Professional Member of the Johannesburg chapter of the National Speakers Association of Southern Africa. View his …