{"id":559,"date":"2008-06-29T08:54:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-29T14:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/?p=559"},"modified":"2008-06-29T08:54:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-29T14:54:00","slug":"bettys-butt-nuggets-transform-your-haemorrhoids-into-a-tasty-treat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/bettys-butt-nuggets-transform-your-haemorrhoids-into-a-tasty-treat\/","title":{"rendered":"Betty&#8217;s Butt Nuggets &#8212; Transform Your Haemorrhoids into a Tasty Treat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"mobile-photo\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp2.blogger.com\/_77gB19IZDW4\/SGeiQqzLK8I\/AAAAAAAAAKI\/stez9PxBTW0\/s1600-h\/2008-06-28%2BBetty%27s%2BButt%2BNuggets-797476.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp2.blogger.com\/_77gB19IZDW4\/SGeiQqzLK8I\/AAAAAAAAAKI\/stez9PxBTW0\/s320\/2008-06-28%2BBetty%27s%2BButt%2BNuggets-797476.jpg?w=605\"  border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5217317100582546370\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#39;m sure this little delicacy would only be legal in places where cannibalism is legal. That&#39;s if we&#39;re talking about eating HUMAN haemorrhoids.<\/p>\n<p>Whenever we eat mass produced sausages, there&#39;s a pretty good chance we&#39;re eating cow lips, udders, vaginas, and rectums. So maybe this isn&#39;t so outrageous.<\/p>\n<p><i>I sketched this in my li&#39;l black Moleskine, which accompanies me everywhere. I then scanned it, and played colour-colour using Photoshop CS3.<\/i> <\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">Roy Blumenthal is a writer, director, artist, and <a href=\"http:\/\/snipurl.com\/visualfacilitator\">visual facilitator<\/a>. Hire him to make pictures of your meetings or workshops.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#39;m sure this little delicacy would only be legal in places where cannibalism is legal. That&#39;s if we&#39;re talking about eating HUMAN haemorrhoids. Whenever we eat mass produced sausages, there&#39;s a pretty good chance we&#39;re eating cow lips, udders, vaginas, &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/bettys-butt-nuggets-transform-your-haemorrhoids-into-a-tasty-treat\/\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Betty&#8217;s Butt Nuggets &#8212; Transform Your Haemorrhoids into a Tasty Treat!<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p521FP-91","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}