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I’ve just watched MOONLIGHT MILE starring Susan Sarandon and Dustin Hoffman. And the dude, I think, from DONNY DARKO. It’s an exquisite, offbeat movie. And it’s only showing at Village Walk Nu Metro. I give it a solid 8 out of 10 on the Roy-o-Meter.<\/p>\n
And I’m so inspired that I’m sitting at Carluccio’s, surrounded by Sandton money-babes, the type who only date guys in BMW 330i and up cars, the type who look at me and think, “Mr Price T-shirt”, and I’ve got my palmtop open on the table with a pot of tea and a terrifyingly hideous smear of Cherry Cheescake which tastes like shaving foam, and I’m working on HOME, my feature screenplay. (This is not the same one I’m co-writing with Damon. That’s a horror. This one’s quirky and weird and dark and personal. In other words, mine’s unsaleable.)<\/p>\n
It’s going really well. By the end of the evening, I’ll send this SMS to my three movie-writing buddies, the ones who are going to make it with me to driving stretch limousines in Benoni, namely, Janet van Eeden-Harrison, Damon Berry, Eran Tahor: “I’ve just written the final scene of HOME!!! Of course, I’ve skipped a few other scenes in my rush to get here, so I’ve still got another twenty pages to write. But I’m essentially finished with my first draft! Yay!!!!” <\/p>\n
You’ll notice that it’s a damn long SMS. That’s cos I’ve got a Nokia 6310i, which laces up to three SMSs together to form one long one. Aside from that, the damn thing’s useless. It does NOT communicate with my Psion 5MX palmtop very well at all. I’m most unchuffed with it. But it’s okay. Cos I immediately get congratulations messages streaming in from my three buddies. And it’s just before midnight. And the babes aren’t going home. Not with me, anyway. <\/p>\n