{"id":519,"date":"2008-01-05T09:10:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-05T15:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/?p=519"},"modified":"2008-01-05T09:10:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-05T15:10:00","slug":"lets-make-tons-and-tons-and-buckets-and-truckloads-of-bucks-presley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/lets-make-tons-and-tons-and-buckets-and-truckloads-of-bucks-presley\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s make tons and tons and buckets and truckloads of bucks, Presley!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Presley! Dude! You and I are in luck! Deluxe luck! Not only do I WANT<br \/>to help you, but I also NEED to help you. Cos I&#39;ve had financial<br \/>&#39;needs&#39; of late.<\/p>\n<p>But more than that&#8230; I happen to live in South Africa! So we can even<br \/>hook up and have a cup of coffee together if you&#39;re keen.<\/p>\n<p>There IS one SMALL hitch though. I&#39;m deeply unhappy with your<br \/>remuneration terms. I know I don&#39;t have to do A LOT of HARD WORK. And<br \/>that my role in this transaction is actually quite trivial. BUT&#8230; I<br \/>still have to insist on a fair percentage.<\/p>\n<p>Will you up your offer? Will you let me know? Is the Pope a sodomist?<\/p>\n<p>I&#39;m so looking forward to your urgent response. I really want to make<br \/>some mighty dosh with you! You and I can become tight chinas and hang<br \/>out together.<\/p>\n<p>Come on, bru! Make my day! Make me rich, baby!<\/p>\n<p>On 05\/01\/2008, Davis &lt;presleyd1@mac.com&gt; wrote:<\/p>\n<p>I am Mr. Presley Davis, bank manager with a Private Bank in South Africa; I<br \/> am also the account manager to an American businessperson based in<br \/> Johannesburg South Africa by name Mr. Morris Braddock, who died through<br \/> fatal road accident in year 2005.<\/p>\n<p>I am writing to solicit for your<br \/> assistance in transfer of funds left in his account being USD14.5M for<br \/> disbursement amongst us and subsequent investment of my share of the<br \/> transaction over there in your country.<\/p>\n<p>If interested in this offer please<br \/> reply to (presleydavis1@live.co.za) so that we can proceed by effecting the<br \/> necessary changes required to be made in your favour on my bank data base<br \/> system whereby your name shall appear as the next of kin to Mr. Morris<br \/> Braddock.<\/p>\n<p>This will give us a smooth platform to officially launch<br \/> application for the payment of the funds in your favour: Please do note that<br \/> your share for participating on this exercise shall be 30% of the total sum<br \/> transferred to your account, 5% shall be used for any expenses that would<br \/> have been incurred by either party during the cause of the transaction such<br \/> as taxations on the funds both here in South Africa and over there in your<br \/> country, while the remaining 65% will be mine.<\/p>\n<p>I await your reply,<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Presley Davis<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">Roy Blumenthal is a writer, director, artist, and <a href=\"http:\/\/snipurl.com\/visualfacilitator\">visual facilitator<\/a>. Hire him to make pictures of your meetings or workshops.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Presley! Dude! You and I are in luck! Deluxe luck! Not only do I WANTto help you, but I also NEED to help you. Cos I&#39;ve had financial&#39;needs&#39; of late. But more than that&#8230; I happen to live in South &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/lets-make-tons-and-tons-and-buckets-and-truckloads-of-bucks-presley\/\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Let&#8217;s make tons and tons and buckets and truckloads of bucks, Presley!<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p521FP-8n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}