{"id":511,"date":"2007-12-23T05:18:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-23T11:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/?p=511"},"modified":"2007-12-23T05:18:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-23T11:18:00","slug":"my-response-to-alfreds-kind-offer-in-his-email-my-regards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/my-response-to-alfreds-kind-offer-in-his-email-my-regards\/","title":{"rendered":"My response to Alfred’s kind offer in his email, ‘My Regards’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hi Alfred…<\/p>\n

I warn you, dude… I know what your racket is! You're going to try
and give me only 30% of US$12.5!<\/p>\n

I'm telling you this now… Don't bother getting back to me if we're
only talking 30%!<\/p>\n

I want your deep assurance that I'll be getting a MINIMUM of 45%.<\/p>\n

Do.<\/p>\n

You.<\/p>\n

Understand.<\/p>\n

Me???<\/p>\n

I think it's best if I remind you about what happened to your friend,
'Harith Achmad'. That sardonic bastard promised me a mere 20% of US$11
mill.<\/p>\n

I warned that son of a bitch that there would be consequences if he
didn't up my cut to 35%. I told him that my underworld associates
would 'deal with him' if he messed me around.<\/p>\n

Sadly, that poor orphan got 'scared' into silence. Well, that's what I
tell my friends. In actual fact, Harith is now 'enjoying' the
'affection' of Madame Tricolor. And you know what THAT means.<\/p>\n

So, my friend, let's get this off to a good start. I'm being
reasonable. Are YOU willing to be reasonable? Or must I call in some
'favours'?<\/p>\n

Roy Blumenthal is a writer, director, artist, and visual facilitator<\/a>. Hire him to make pictures of your meetings or workshops.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hi Alfred… I warn you, dude… I know what your racket is! You're going to tryand give me only 30% of US$12.5! I'm telling you this now… Don't bother getting back to me if we'reonly talking 30%! I want your …<\/p>\n

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