{"id":262,"date":"2005-11-27T13:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-27T19:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/?p=262"},"modified":"2005-11-27T13:03:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-27T19:03:00","slug":"die-ou-pastorie-magaliesberg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/die-ou-pastorie-magaliesberg\/","title":{"rendered":"Die Ou Pastorie, Magaliesberg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Sunday, November 27, 2005<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Service: * * * * *<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Food: * * * *<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Ambience: * * * *<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Babe Count: * * * * *<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Phone: +27 12 207 1027 or 1091<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Email: oupastorie@mweb.co.za<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Web: http:\/\/www.dieoupastorie.com<\/span><\/p>\n<p>S and I have just taken a drive in a Joburg thunderstorm through to Hartbeespoort and Magaliesberg. We&#8217;re ravenous, since we haven&#8217;t yet eaten breakfast.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s driving, and thoroughly enjoying being behind the wheel of a little sports car. Since there&#8217;s rain, the roof is up though. But hey.<\/p>\n<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/56788416@N00\/67549689\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.flickr.com\/25\/67549689_c670ce9a82_m.jpg?w=605\" alt=\"Thomo is our waiter at Die Ou Pastorie. He's excellent. Fully deserving of a 20 percent tip on a nicely fat bill.\" style=\"border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0);\" \/><\/a><br \/><span style=\"margin-top: 0px;font-size:0;\" >  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/56788416@N00\/67549689\/\">2005-11-27 Thomo &#8212; Die Ou Pastorie, Magaliesberg<\/a><br \/>Originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/56788416@N00\/\">royblumenthal<\/a>. <\/span><\/div>\n<p>We get through the gates of Die Ou Pastorie, and are warmly greeted by the dude waiting there. He points us to our parking space.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not yet raining here, so we&#8217;re calm and unrushed in walking up the rustic garden path, past a lily-festooned pond.<\/p>\n<p>A dude greets us, shows us to a table, and we sit outside under an umbrella. It&#8217;s about 3pm, and my stomach is grumbling crazily. But before I can look at the menu, I HAVE to take a leak.<\/p>\n<p>I head off to the loo, and get five steps closer to it. I see a tiny hopping movement from the corner of my eye.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;S!&#8221; I shout, trying to hush my voice, but failing in my excitement. I&#8217;m like a little kid at a bunny park. &#8220;Come look!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She gets up, and rushes over to peer under the table I&#8217;m at.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, cool!&#8221; she says. &#8220;A little froggy!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not little. It&#8217;s ULTRA little. It&#8217;s about the same size as the nail on my pinkie finger. Fully grown, by the looks of it. But just miniature.<\/p>\n<p>Later, our drinks arrive. I&#8217;m sharing a glass of wine with S, to celebrate her getting the part in WE WILL ROCK YOU. But as our drinks arrive, so does the Highveld thunderstorm.<\/p>\n<p>So Thomo, our waiter, rushes us inside.<\/p>\n<p>Our food arrives. S has ordered the Butterfish. And I&#8217;ve ordered the Oxtail stew. I was going to order a chicken dish, but my body persuaded me to go for the meat. It must need it, or something.<\/p>\n<p>And the stew is delicious. I once thought that The Question Mark in Melville made the second best Oxtail, and Sophia&#8217;s in Rosebank made the best. But Die Ou Pastorie takes first place from now on.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s worth the one-hour drive from Joburg.<\/p>\n<p>We wait for the thunderstorm to end, and sit on the porch watching the rain pelt down. S takes a few phonecalls from key people in the show, and also makes a call.<\/p>\n<p>She has to tell the writer\/director of one show that she&#8217;s accepted this role, and is no longer available for her to take the lead in his. It&#8217;s a hard call, cos he&#8217;s one of South Africa&#8217;s funniest actors, and his show is going to be hysterical.<\/p>\n<p>He takes it stoically. But he ends the call by saying, &#8220;You&#8217;re going to be missing out on the FUN musical!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m reallllly liking being in a relationship with this laughing, dancing, singing, acting gal.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">Roy Blumenthal is a writer, director, artist, and <a href=\"http:\/\/snipurl.com\/visualfacilitator\">visual facilitator<\/a>. Hire him to make pictures of your meetings or workshops.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday, November 27, 2005 Service: * * * * *Food: * * * *Ambience: * * * *Babe Count: * * * * * Phone: +27 12 207 1027 or 1091Email: oupastorie@mweb.co.zaWeb: http:\/\/www.dieoupastorie.com S and I have just taken a &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/die-ou-pastorie-magaliesberg\/\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Die Ou Pastorie, Magaliesberg<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p521FP-4e","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}