{"id":256,"date":"2005-10-04T14:12:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-04T20:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/?p=256"},"modified":"2005-10-04T14:12:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-04T20:12:00","slug":"my-flat-cresta-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/my-flat-cresta-24\/","title":{"rendered":"My Flat, Cresta"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Tuesday (later on in the evening), October 4, 2005<\/h1>\n<p><i>Service: * * *<br \/>Food: * * *<br \/>Ambience: * * * * *<br \/>Babe Count: N\/A<\/p>\n<p><\/i><\/p>\n<p>Something I wanted to write about earlier, but SURVIVOR interrupted&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t it interesting that I&#8217;ve made just over US$20 from Clicksor ads?<\/p>\n<p>The interesting thing about this is that just 8 cents of those dollars come from THIS site.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the revenue is coming from the sister blog to this&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/schmucksearch.blogspot.com\/\">http:\/\/schmucksearch.blogspot.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a blog that I occassionally update showing the search terms used to reach my site. Because I&#8217;m a bit foul-mouthed in THIS blog, I sometimes use risque words. Which get logged by search engines.<\/p>\n<p>So when someone does a search for &#8220;self licking contortionist&#8221;, the search engines don&#8217;t realise that the word &#8220;self&#8221; in one article of mine, and the word &#8220;licking&#8221; in another entry, and the word &#8220;contortionist&#8221; in yet another ARE ACTUALLY NOT CONNECTED. Dumb search engines! And YES. That&#8217;s an ACTUAL term used to find my page.<\/p>\n<p>Now because I&#8217;m listing the search terms, every time someone searches for one of the terms on the list, my site comes up as a hit. And the more I update my site, the stronger I become on the search engines. It&#8217;s a kinda self-propogating thing. A vicious circle, if you will.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve figured that I oughta make some spending money off this phenomenon. Hence all the odd advertising you&#8217;ll find on that site.<\/p>\n<p>But the INTERESTING thing about this whole advertising phenomenon is that people who visit my actual blog ARE NOT clicking through on ANY of the adverts.<\/p>\n<p>But strange perverts looking for depraved search strings ARE clicking. I don&#8217;t REALLLLLY know what this means. But I suspect it means that my loyal readers aren&#8217;t interested in advertising. While the one-hit wonders are just looking for anything that&#8217;ll give them a fix on their kinks.<\/p>\n<p>  Please lemme know in the comments box if you&#8217;d like me to remove all advertising from this site and leave it all on the search terms site. Does the advertising here bother you? Does it bother you that I&#8217;ve got kinky stuff on the search site? Lemme know what you think.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">Roy Blumenthal is a writer, director, artist, and <a href=\"http:\/\/snipurl.com\/visualfacilitator\">visual facilitator<\/a>. Hire him to make pictures of your meetings or workshops.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday (later on in the evening), October 4, 2005 Service: * * *Food: * * *Ambience: * * * * *Babe Count: N\/A Something I wanted to write about earlier, but SURVIVOR interrupted&#8230; Isn&#8217;t it interesting that I&#8217;ve made just &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/my-flat-cresta-24\/\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My Flat, Cresta<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p521FP-48","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}