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Service: * *1\/2
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Food: *1\/2
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Ambience: *
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It’s 8:30am. I’m here with my work colleagues. We’ve decided to have breakfast together instead of having our usual Monday morning meeting, during which we normally view each other’s promos in stony silence. <\/p>\n
My Egg and Bacon on Muffin arrives. And suddenly I’m transported back to Yeoville, 1988. <\/p>\n
I lived in a commune in Raleigh Road while I was at 702 radio, just after I dropped out of Electrical Engineering at Wits. The head of the commune was an authentic tree hugger with a penchant for marijuana and Carling Black Label beer. He also had an ex-girlfriend called Monica-Crazy who woke me up one night by smacking on my window with the hilt of a thirty-inch butcher’s knife, asking me to let her in cos she wanted to see Greg. <\/p>\n
The way the house worked is that all three of the tenants paid Greg the rent, and he would go and do all the shopping. <\/p>\n
One month-end, Greg must have had some kinda problem with his dad’s beer-pusher, cos when I woke up at nine, ready to have some muesli and head off for work at eleven (I drove the lunchtime Newstalk with Chris Gibbons, and the Four-to-Six Afternoon Fix with Stan Katz), there was no food in the house. Nothing. Not even a rotten potato. <\/p>\n
Which forced me to do the unthinkable. <\/p>\n
I got ready for work, and walked down Raleigh Street to the Bimbo’s at the start of Rockey Street. There’s something you’ve got to understand about the Bimbo’s in Rockey Street, Yeoville, 1988. It was a 24-hour joint that never once, to my knowledge, had more than one person inside, and that was the guy behind the counter. <\/p>\n
That morning, I was the first customer he’d seen in months. Maybe even years. So he was overjoyed when I ordered the muffin breakfast. <\/p>\n
There’s no way to describe the perversion, the sickness, the fetid accumulation of sado-masochistic vengeance laid into one muffin breakfast. All I can say is that I’m happy nowadays that I can afford more classy joints to hang out in. (Like the Wimpy in Melville.) And that I can afford to spend money on therapy. <\/p>\n