{"id":238,"date":"2005-04-25T13:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-25T19:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/?p=238"},"modified":"2005-04-25T13:44:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-25T19:44:00","slug":"the-codfather-morningside-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/the-codfather-morningside-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Codfather, Morningside"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Monday, April 25, 2005<\/h2>\n<p><i>Service: * * *<br \/>Food: * * *<br \/>Ambience: * * * 1\/2<br \/>Babe Count: * *<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve met Nick early. Because of the ka huna course I went on, I&#8217;ve got two  matches I need to catch up on. One is with Nick, the other with Demetri. He&#8217;s a  really cool guy, Nick is. Highly successful in the cellphone industry. <\/p>\n<p>And a fine backgammon player.<\/p>\n<p>Which is why I&#8217;m very happy to be 9&#8211;4 ahead by the time Gary &#8212; my official  opponent for the night &#8212; arrives. So Nick and I agree to meet early next week,  and finish our match. We&#8217;ve both ordered prego rolls from one of the other  restaurants on the premises. Mine&#8217;s kinda all right. The roll is VERY soggy. But  the potato chips are outstanding. Worth ordering all on their own.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m feeling on top of the world.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier this afternoon I went off to S&#8217;s place. She&#8217;s a professional ka huna  masseur. Also trained with Anthea, but she&#8217;s done levels three and four, which  puts her way up there in terms of skill and ability. She has a morning job,  running her own personnel business, and she gives between three and four  massages a week. Similar to what I&#8217;m aiming at, actually.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re doing a swap. I&#8217;m massaging her this afternoon, and she&#8217;s giving me one  in two weeks time, just before I fly off to London. (I&#8217;ve been invited to talk  about Barefoot Press and alternative poetry distribution at an international  literary conference.)<\/p>\n<p>This time, I&#8217;m MUCH more confident. Yesterday&#8217;s massage was amazing to give.  And J&#8217;s feedback about the arms was very useful. Today, I&#8217;m totally confident,  and not even slightly hesitant. S and I are NOT lovers, so I&#8217;m not worried at  all about me coming across as some kinda pervert. So the massage goes  astoundingly.<\/p>\n<p>When we&#8217;ve finished, I ask for feedback. She tells me that I&#8217;m a total  natural, that it feels to her as though I was born to this. She mentions that  when I oiled up her arms, I could have been a tiny bit more delicate. But on the  whole, nothing to complain about. Welcome to the ranks of ka huna masseurs. <\/p>\n<p>Man. This is cool for me. It feels like another chapter of my life has  started.<\/p>\n<p>And then, back at The Codfather, Gary proceeds to demolish me 21&#8211;16.  Although I have to admit that I played some mystifyingly crazy moves, so I kinda  deserved my defeat. But who cares? It&#8217;s only backgammon. Ka huna awaits me. And  I&#8217;ve got a swap arranged with N on Saturday morning. Yay!!!!<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">Roy Blumenthal is a writer, director, artist, and <a href=\"http:\/\/snipurl.com\/visualfacilitator\">visual facilitator<\/a>. Hire him to make pictures of your meetings or workshops.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday, April 25, 2005 Service: * * *Food: * * *Ambience: * * * 1\/2Babe Count: * * I&#8217;ve met Nick early. 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