{"id":217,"date":"2005-02-21T02:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-21T08:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/?p=217"},"modified":"2005-02-21T02:25:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-21T08:25:00","slug":"the-fan-bryanston-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/the-fan-bryanston-5\/","title":{"rendered":"The Fan, Bryanston"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Monday, February 21, 2005<\/h2>\n<p><i>Service: * * 1\/2<br \/>    Food: * * 1\/2<br \/>    Ambience: * * *<br \/>     Babe Count: * *<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Earlier today, Dr Peter sent me an sms instructing me to prepare myself for our backgammon match tonight. I sent him a message back saying, &#8220;Hey, Doc&#8230; bring adult nappies and industrial quantities of KY Jelly, cos you&#8217;re gonna need them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve just finished my fettuccini bolognaise, and it&#8217;s tasty, if a little  mundane. <\/p>\n<p>Peter has finished his chicken curry, and he reckons it&#8217;s damn good. He&#8217;s also finished me off, good and solid. Sadly, he didn&#8217;t bring the nappies. Or the KY. So I&#8217;m limping home tonight after a 21&#8211;6 drubbing.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">Roy Blumenthal is a writer, director, artist, and <a href=\"http:\/\/snipurl.com\/visualfacilitator\">visual facilitator<\/a>. Hire him to make pictures of your meetings or workshops.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday, February 21, 2005 Service: * * 1\/2 Food: * * 1\/2 Ambience: * * * Babe Count: * * Earlier today, Dr Peter sent me an sms instructing me to prepare myself for our backgammon match tonight. I sent &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/the-fan-bryanston-5\/\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Fan, Bryanston<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p521FP-3v","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royblumenthal.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}