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I love having famous friends. Aryan Kaganof is one of them. Guto Bussab is another. And they’re both together in one room, tonight, with at least thirty seriously delectable babes. I’d say at least three-quarters of the babes present tonight are prime babeage. And the rest are a very good seven out of ten.<\/p>\n
“Jeannette!” I say. Another famous person. She’s famous as an expressive dancer. She’s wearing a sort of mesh-netting blouse, with a skimpy bra.<\/p>\n
“Oooooo!” I say. “Nice breasts!” And I proceed to weigh one in my hand.<\/p>\n
“This one’s bigger than that one,” she says, and cups my hand around her right breast.<\/p>\n
“Hmm,” I say. “They both feel good to me.” I take my hands off her, and adjust my hat. I’m wearing an extremely big floppy-brimmed cloth hat. It’s bright red. Made of synthetic material.<\/p>\n
Guto is famous cos he’s the director and co-producer of a world famous short film. It’s called ARIA. I wrote it. And co-produced it. And I’m sure people are going to be asking to see it soon. Seriously soon.<\/p>\n
Another thing Guto is famous for is his brand new art gallery. It’s called The Muti Gallery, and it’s at 44 Stanley Rd, the same address as The Colour Bar. And it’s got some unbelievable art up.<\/p>\n
And the artist whose work adorns the walls is Aryan Kaganof. Now he’s South Africa’s least well-known world-famous dude. He made the world’s first digital movie, which was an international hit. And he’s made about seven feature films, and many documentaries, and he’s an award winning filmmaker, and published novelist and poet, and serious maverick. This dude is even more serious about his maverickness than I am about mine.<\/p>\n
And his art completely cooks. This oke’s hot.<\/p>\n
But who cares about art when Jeannette’s breasts are in your hand?<\/p>\n
“I can do the Argentinian tango,” I say, “but badly. I learned a long time ago. And my newly ex-girlfriend Karen is a tango queen, so I learned again, a bit.”<\/p>\n
“Let’s tango,” she says.<\/p>\n
I bend the brim of the red hat out of my line of sight, slip my glass of Fanta into my cargo pants pocket, and we assume the position. And then we surge through the room, bashing people out of the way as we dance, knocking the fuckers over like dwarfs at a dwarf tossing contest.<\/p>\n