From the monthly archives:

January 2008

Re: DEAREST ONE,

January 10, 2008

Dearest Chi-Chi/Nancy! I really thought terrible things had happened to you. I’m SO gladyou’re alive and well, and ready to send me all of your money! I’m also glad to hear that your parents are stone cold dead! Thereason I say such a thing is that I’m also an orphan, having lostfirst my father, then [...]

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Re: My Dear,

January 8, 2008

Where's my money, you double-crossing hudsucker! I've been half-praying to Jesus, and half-praying to Hashem to get revenge on you for what you did last time. And now you email me again! Hashesus be praised! He/it/they has/have delivered you into my hands. (The reason I half-pray to each of these entities is that I'm an [...]

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Re: For a real investment

January 6, 2008

Harith, you scallywag! I KNEW that your name was familiar to me!!! Yay!!!!!! Thanks SO MUCH for contacting me again and again! I SO appreciate it! I'm so relieved to hear that you're still alive, and that the people who took 'Mildred Carruthers' down haven't managed to get to you yet! Dude… we've GOT to [...]

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Re: For a real investment

January 6, 2008

You've already sent me this exact same email, Harith. Now, what I strongly suggest is that you give me a token of your faith in me. Give me some money. On 06/01/2008, Harith Ahmad <harithahmad419@yahoo.com> wrote: Dear Friend Please  make a hotel reservation for me and tell me the nearest airport to you and await [...]

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Re: For a real investment

January 6, 2008

Harith… I trust you! Give me your money! OUR money!!!! On 06/01/2008, Harith Ahmad <harithahmad419@yahoo.com > wrote: Dear Friend Please  make a hotel reservation for me and tell me the nearest airport to you and await for my arrival.This is a transaction of $11m (eleven million USD) from a genuine source and duly certified.It is [...]

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Let’s make tons and tons and buckets and truckloads of bucks, Presley!

January 5, 2008

Presley! Dude! You and I are in luck! Deluxe luck! Not only do I WANTto help you, but I also NEED to help you. Cos I've had financial'needs' of late. But more than that… I happen to live in South Africa! So we can evenhook up and have a cup of coffee together if you're [...]

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2008-01-01 Roy Blumenthal by Jennifer Cosslett

January 1, 2008

2008-01-01 Roy Blumenthal by Jennifer Cosslett, originally uploaded by royblumenthal. I made a self portrait in my li’l Moleskine, and Jennifer did one on the next page. I scanned her ink work, cleaned it up marginally, and popped it into ArtRage 2.5 for Jennifer to colour. She did all of the hard work, and then [...]

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