From the monthly archives:

December 2007

Hoosgot the answers to your questions.

by Roy Blumenthal on December 31, 2007

David Sifry (http ://twitter.com/davidsifry) took a mere 48 hours to
create a Web2.0 app that truly demonstrates — and puts into action –
the power of social networks.

His new tool is called 'hoosgot' (http://hoosgot.com and
http://twitter.com/hoosgot). And it's a way for anyone to get stuff
they're looking for. And 'stuff' could be information or things.

The word 'hoosgot' is a phonetic spelling for the phrase, 'Who's got…?'

As in, 'Hoosgot a Kindle they don't really want, and can send it to
Roy in South Africa?'

Or, 'Hoosgot any idea how to upgrade a blogger.com template to the new
widgets version without losing all your old formatting?'

Or maybe even, 'Hoosgot a way to get George Bush impeached before the
Third World War he's started spreads all over the world?'

If your blog pings Technorati.com, just using the word 'hoosgot' will
get the post parsed by Sifry's innovation, and open your question up
to a huge community of people who might be able to answer it.

In order to access your answers, you do one of two things:

1. Go to the hoosgot.com site, and check the comments section of your
query for responses.

2. Follow the RSS feed for the comments in your blog aggregator (I
used to use the free Bloglines.com. Now I use the free Google Reader.)

One thing Sifry mentions is that this system will only work if you
work it (some twelve step resonances there, I suspect). He means that
it's a community tool, which works through reciprocation. In other
words, don't only post questions. Sometimes, post some answers too.
It's a give and take situation.

I'm posting this as an email to go@blogger.com from gmail on my
cellphone. So I'm not sure how links are treated. Hopefully they'll be
live. If they're not, you'll need to copy them into your browser. And
I'll rectify that when I'm online from my computer.

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Jennifer holding two… Uh… Cushions(?)

by Roy Blumenthal on December 30, 2007

These… Uh… Uhm… Cushions are for sale in the shoplet at Ludwig’s. They’re R190 each. That’s approximately €20. Or US$25. A bargain, yeah? If you want simulated vaginas on your bed.

[UPDATE:]
Jennifer saw this and said, ‘Yuch! Is THIS what stimulated vaginas look like!?’

And I said, ‘Simulated, not stimulated.’

She said, ‘Oh.’

– Camera phone upload powered by ShoZu

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by Roy Blumenthal on December 27, 2007

The World’s Shortest Marketing Plan, Version 2.1

www.blog.guykawasaki.com

What

Why

When

How

Who

Product

What does the product have to do?

What articulated wants or unarticulated needs does it fill?

What is the window of opportunity?

How will the product fill these wants and needs?

What is our best guess at who is going to buy our product?

Presence

Where in the virtual and physical world do we need to sell our product?

Why will the marketplaces and market spaces distribute our product?

How will our presence change during the lifecycle of our product?

How will we establish and maintain a presence in the important locations?

Who are the decision makers at the marketplaces and market spaces?

Persuasion

What are the social factors in the buying process of our product?

Why will people recommend our product to others?

When can we credibly go after opinion leaders and early adopters?

How do we ensure that comments, rankings, reviews, and counts portray us in a positive way?

Who are the relevant opinion leaders and persuaders? Which communities must we reach?

Preference

How do we enable customers to express their preferences and to personalize what we do?

Why would people take the time and energy to express their preferences?

How will customer preferences change over time?

How do we capture customer preferences? (Customer ratings, transaction history, search behavior, and configuration tools?)

Whose preferences do we care about?

Price

How much do we sell our product for?

Why is this the right price point?

What is our pricing strategy through the lifecycle?

How do we set and reset the price in a world of “perfect information” and dynamic pricing?

Who will demand different price points? Which segments do we care about?

Version History

5/4/06—changed to Helvetica font, made title and headings boldfaced

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I think Alfred doesn’t love me anymore…

December 24, 2007

Date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 22:03:09 +0030Subject: Re: thanksTo: Alfred Koffi <alfred.koffi@yahoo.co.uk>
Please, Alfred…
What's happening with our deal?
Dude… Be reasonable! It's Christmas! I could absolutely USE a coupleof million US dollars.
I just want to check… We are talking about United States dollars,aren't we? Cos I'd be reluctant if we were talking about Zimbabwedollars. Apparently it costs [...]

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My eager response to Alfred’s letter of ‘thanks’

December 23, 2007

On 23/12/2007, Roy Blumenthal <schmucknews@gmail.com> wrote:Ah, Alfred! (I apologise if I'm being very forward. In my culture webelieve that a person's first name is very much a part of their soul.And it's rude if we use surnames. But I do understand that maybe yourculture is different. I want you to know that I respect and [...]

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Alfred Koffi, phisherman, responds: ‘thanks’

December 23, 2007

From: Alfred Koffi <alfred.koffi@yahoo.co.uk>Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:16:42 +0000 (GMT)Subject: thanksTo: schmucknews@gmail.com
Thanks for your mail, i would want to work with you just go ahead andsend your details to me.
Regards,Alfred.
Roy Blumenthal is a writer, director, artist, and visual facilitator. Hire him to make pictures of your meetings or workshops.

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My response to Alfred’s kind offer in his email, ‘My Regards’

December 23, 2007

Hi Alfred…
I warn you, dude… I know what your racket is! You're going to tryand give me only 30% of US$12.5!
I'm telling you this now… Don't bother getting back to me if we'reonly talking 30%!
I want your deep assurance that I'll be getting a MINIMUM of 45%.
Do.
You.
Understand.
Me???
I think it's best if I remind you about [...]

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I’m going to be ROLLING in bucks! Phishing letter… ‘My Regards’

December 23, 2007

From: Alfred Koffi <alfred.koffi@yahoo.co.uk>Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:06:41 +0000Subject: My RegardsTo: schmucknews@gmail.com
From the desk of Alfred Koffi ICB Ghana.
Attn:
It is my pleasure to seek for your assistance, and you shouldconsider it very important. This is an [...]

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My response to my good friend Harith’s email proposal… ‘Urgent Message To You?’

December 23, 2007

From: Roy Blumenthal <schmucknews@gmail.com>Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 08:58:04 +0030Subject: Re: Urgent Message To You?To: harithahmad202@hotmail.com
35% or nothing. And don't try and rip me off, you orphan scum. If youtry and rip me off, I'll have you dealt with by the criminalunderworld. Understand me? Now give me my fucking money and let's get this show [...]

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I’m gonna be rich! Phishing message… Urgent Message To You?

December 23, 2007

I just received this very promising message from my long lost pal,Harith Ahmad. He wants me to trust him. And there's a vague chance hewants you to trust him too.
Here's his proposal to me. What do you think I should do???
From: Harith Ahmad <ahmadharith42@yahoo.com>Date: Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:06:04 -0800 (PST)Subject: Urgent Message To You?
Dear [...]

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