The Fan, Bryanston
Monday, February 28, 2005 From five stars “Perfect! * * * * *” to one star “Cruddy! *” — totally subjective coffee-shop and restaurant reviews. Service: * * 1/2 Food: * * 1/2 Ambience: * * * Babe Count: * …
Month: February 2005
Cool Runnings, Melville
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 Service: * * Food: * 1/2 Ambience: * * 1/2 Babe Count: * * * Rewind to last week, 7pm. Sitting here at Cool Runnings, waiting to mingle with the perverts. And wondering why they’re just …
The Fan, Bryanston
Monday, February 21, 2005 Service: * * 1/2 Food: * * 1/2 Ambience: * * * Babe Count: * * Earlier today, Dr Peter sent me an sms instructing me to prepare myself for our backgammon match tonight. I sent …
Europa, Rosebank
Thursday, February 17, 2005 Service: * * * * Food: * * * 1/2 Ambience: * * * * Babe Count: * * * * I’ve been on hold to Telkom for 11 minutes now. I’m waiting for one of …
Cool Runnings, Melville
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 Service: * Food: N/A Ambience: * * * Babe Count: * * I’ve finished editing for the day. And I’ve arrived at Cool Runnings with at least an hour to spare before the monthly BDSM moot …
Wiesenhof, Killarney
Monday, February 14, 2005 Service: * * * * Food: * * * Ambience: * * * Babe Count: * * * 1/2 This is one seriously romantic Valentine’s day. I received an sms from a friend to say, “Hey …
De La Creme, Melville
Saturday, February 12, 2005 Service: * * * 1/2 Food: * * * Ambience: * * * Babe Count: * * * * * I have two reasons to be excited right now. The one is that the babe sitting …
Mugg & Bean, Killarney
Thursday, February 10, 2005 Service: * * * 1/2 Food: * * * Ambience: * * * Babe Count: * * * 1/2 My lawyer has decided to try the blueberry flapjacks with cream. I’m having a roasted chicken sandwich. …
The Fan, Bryanston
Monday, February 7, 2005 Service: * * 1/2 Food: * * * Ambience: * * * Babe Count: * * * My ex-boss isn’t at backgammon for some or other reason. Pity. I’d love to know why she hasn’t replied …