Friday, May 28, 2004 Service: * * Food: N/A Ambience: * * * * * Babe Count: * * In the babe count, I’m not counting Bianca, since that would bias the reading. She takes it right up to five …
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Thursday, May 27, 2004 Service: * * Food: * * * 1/2 Ambience: * * * * Babe Count: * * * * * Bianca is posing for my portrait circle. We’ve just taken our first break, and Bianca and …
Friday, May 21, 2004 Service: * * * Food: N/A Ambience: * * * * Babe Count: * * * * * Jacqui and I have sat in this very sofa, sipping tea together. But I’m not with Jacqui tonight. …
Thursday, May 20, 2004 Service: N/A Food: N/A Ambience: N/A Babe Count: * * * * * The babe count above is misleading. It’s an accurate measure of the babeage. Problem is, the babeage isn’t physically with me in my …
Wednesday, May 19, 2004 Service: N/A Food: N/A Ambience: * Babe Count: N/A I’m cooped up in Steve’s suite, viewing chemistry lessons that will educate Ethiopia’s children. Actually, the stuff is so complicated and hard to view that I’m willing …
Wednesday, May 19, 2004 Service: * * Food: N/A Ambience: * * * Babe Count: * * * * I’m sure there’s a modeling agency somewhere nearby. There is just way too much prime babeflesh jauncing around. All thin and …
Tuesday, May 18, 2004 Service: * * * Food: * * * Ambience: * * * * Babe Count: * * * * Phone: +27 11 447 0300 Ian Henderson and I are meeting to talk about running workshops together. …
Sunday, May 16, 2004 Service: * * * * Food: * * * 1/2 Ambience: * * Babe Count: * * * Phone: +27 11 614 9354 Web: http://www.spazaart.co.za I’m at the opening of my first art exhibition. I am …
Saturday, May 15, 2004 Service: N/A Food: N/A Ambience: * Babe Count: * * * * * Okay, so I’m exaggerating the babe count. Dramatically. This is because I’m at a friend’s baby shower. Sheesh. I thought baby showers were …
Wednesday, May 12, 2004 Service: N/A Food: N/A Ambience: * * * * Babe Count: N/A Forgot to mention what I paid last night at Baglio’s, and thought you might just like to know. The beetroot-nosed manager voided the food …