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  • Toshiba Tecra M4 Tablet PC
  • Genius Wireless Keyboard and Mouse
  • Wacom Sapphire Tablet (when not in tablet mode on my tablet pc)
  • USB port hub, giving me seven extra ports
  • Scanner
  • External DVD writer
  • HP iPAQ2210 palmtop computer
  • iRIVER H340 MP3 player, running RockBox open source firmware
  • A first generation Mazda MX5 little red sports car (otherwise known as a Miata)
  • And various other gadgets, including a Swiss Army Knife
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Name:Roy Blumenthal
Location:Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa

Phone: ZA +27 74 104 6386.

Email: schmucknews@gmail.com

I'm your common-or-garden lesser-spotted maverick.

This year I'm focussing on:

(1) Augusto Boal's Theatre of the Oppressed.

(2) Writing and directing corporate and industrial theatre and video.

(3) Creativity workshops.

(4) Life coaching and mentoring.

(5) Building my practice as an Hawaiian ka huna masseur.

(6) Building my profile as a voice-over artist.

I exercise my creativity in several artforms. I've made movies, written tons of poems, written a novel, performed poetry and standup comedy.

I hang out in coffee-shops, and draw people on my Toshiba Tecra M4Tablet pc.

My life motto is: "I live my art in prosperity and abundance."

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Roy Blumenthal's 'Virtual Surf Report' rides the waves again with Jon Gericke on SAfm

Friday, 5 January 2007
If you've got the time, I've got the inclination!* World time clocks to keep you from second-guessing.

A bunch of tools to help you with your multinational time-management.

Firstly, there's the freeware/shareware application, Qlock. It sits on your desktop, and is hugely configurable. So you can see what time it is anywhere in the world. You can set alarms for any of those cities. And you can hide or show the clocks with a click of your mouse.

Next in the list is a site for people who don't have a need for a clock on their desktops 24/7. If you have an occasional need to check times, this is the place to go... WorldTimeServer.com. This site also offers you a free widget to add to your blog... you can pop an analog or digital clock to your site.

And if you want to customise a countdown, and see the time displayed as days, hours, or seconds, head for TimeAndDate.com. As of this very second, I'll turn 50 years old in exactly... 382 363 170 seconds! Send me a birthday present. You've got time!

*Said the Leaning Tower of Piza to the Big Ben.

Links:



Thursday, 4 January 2007
The fine art of dusty car windows -- meet Scott Wade, dust artist extraordinaire

When I first came across the work of Scott Wade, I thought it was a prank. But a quick Google of his name yielded dozens of sites showing his work. He seems to be real!

He's an American artist who works in a particularly transitory medium... the dust on car windows.

He waits for dust to accumulate, and then hacks at it with paintbrushes and such to remove bits of dust to make masterpieces.

Links:



Wednesday, 3 January 2007
Toddler-friendly videos online that'll 'blow your baby's mind'

Jeremiah McNichols has a brilliant blog called 'Z Recommends'. Z is his two-and-a-half year old daughter. And the blog is about the stuff that she likes and loves in the world.

In this case, Jeremiah found animations by unusual or forgotten artists, and showed them to Z. And ranked them. Each artist gets a detailed description on the blog, and you can watch the videos yourself to make sure they're good for your kid.

Thanks to the editors of Drawn!, a blog 'devoted to illustration, art, cartooning and drawing'.

Links:



Tuesday, 2 January 2007
Track your progress and boost your success on 'Joe's Goals'

The second day of 2007, and you've probably got some New Year's resolutions that you're still committed to. Here's a free online tool to help you do the things you want to do. Joe's Goals is a website that let's you define your positive and negative goals, and then track your progress. When you do something towards a goal, you click on the goal. And the online software keeps count.

There's also a Joe's Logbook option, which is really a goal-tracking tool for a particular project.

For me, one of the best things about the site is that you can set it up to email you a reminder if you haven't updated your goals for a while. It really helps you to be mindful.


Links:



Monday, 1 January 2007
Resolved to get out of the rat race? Get some inspiration from 'Escape From Cubicle Nation'

Happy New Year! May it be filled with learning, loving, and laughing!

And if one of your resolutions is to remove yourself from a job you hate, and to get into the wonderful world of entrepreneurship, then Pamela Slim's 'Escape From Cubicle Nation' is the blog for you.

Crammed with resources, ideas, inspiration, and interviews with successful escapees, you'll certainly find it useful.

What's more, the comments threads form an amazing network of people all set on the same course. International networking for the new entrepreneur. An instant mentor network, if you like.

Links:



Friday, 29 December 2006
A free graphic novel online -- SHOOTING WAR -- my favourite read of 2006

Written by Anthony Lappé, drawn by Dan Goldman, SHOOTING WAR is a tangy, vicious, sexy, gritty, frighteningly-realistic depiction of a near future.

In this gripping graphic novel, the main character is a guy who, using the video camera on his phone, accidentally vid-blogs a bombing. He's then catapulted to fame by a tv network who gets hold of his footage. They make him an offer he can't refuse... to go to the Middle East and vid-blog the ongoing war there.

Beware... if you START reading this, you WILL spend several wonderful hours absorbed in the story!

Links: *Update: The original MP3 recording of the show was corrupted so badly that I was unable to open it. I did a search on the internet, and found a piece of freeware that completely solved the problem. It parsed through the corrupt file, removing the bad portions. What was left was about three-quarters of the material, so I just edited out the gaps, and worked it into a coherent podcast. The freeware is called JFileRecovery. Download it at: http://filerecovery.hostyourself.net/



Thursday, 28 December 2006
Two views of a superpower... the left-wing 'Huffington Post', and the (obviously) right-wing 'Right Wing News'

In the interests of transparency, I have to state up-front that I'm a leftie. So I'm biased in favour of leftie things. That said, I'm also very much a 'devil's advocate'. I'm MUCH more interested in a balanced, well-argued opinion than I am in a one-sided opinion. So... to today's Virtual Surf Report.

We're looking at two news sources covering politics in America.

I'm a fan of The Huffington Post, a left-wing journal that takes an in-depth look at many of the issues facing Americans today. I find their opinion pieces to be very cleanly written, well-researched, witty, and clever. When I finish reading one of their articles, I come away from it with the feeling that I'm not being fed some kind of propaganda angle.

I'm NOT a fan of Right Wing News, which is an online journal dedicated to 'Conservative News and Views'. I'm n ot a fan because I really just wish they would ARGUE their points sanely and rationally. I don't really get any sense of balance from their articles. I'm left with a feeling that I've been smacked over the head with a hunting rifle. They sneer at the left, instead of answering their concerns. However, it's deeply important to get acquainted with 'the other side'. Their fears are real. Their concerns are real. Just because they don't argue them well doesn't mean they should be dismissed.

Two fascinating reads. Enjoy being caught in the middle! And make up your own mind.

(And for some help in being able to make up your own mind, you might want to read an article from one of my favourite books on thought hygiene. The book is called STRAIGHT AND CROOKED THINKING by Robert H Thouless. It appears to be out of print, but the article on the web is the core of it. It's titled 'Thirty-eight Dishonest Tricks Which Are Commonly Used in Argument, With the Methods of Overcoming Them'. A must-read.)

Links:


Wednesday, 27 December 2006
The quirky humour (and marketing savvy) of GapingVoid

Hugh MacLeod's GapingVoid blog is one of those must-reads. His quirky business card cartoons are a treat, and you can insert a widget onto your website to feed them to your own viewers.

Read Hugh's blog if you want to:
  • Be more creative.
  • Become a better marketer.
  • Have wine and suits shoved down your throat via the eyeballs.
  • Laugh.
  • Groan.
  • Nod your head in agreement.
  • Change your mind.
Links:


Tuesday, 26 December 2006
Print a better present for yourself with Flickr and Creative Commons

Someone gave you a present you don't really WANT? Replace it with something that works for you!

Enter Flickr, the photo sharing site, in collaboration with Creative Commons. You can browse through around 26 million photos that are licensed under one of the Creative Commons variations that allows any user to download the photo, take it to their favourite photo printing outlet (where you would take your digital pics to be printed), and make an art print to adorn your walls (or even a t-shirt, if you're adventurous).

Links:



Monday, 25 December 2006
Change This

This is a site dedicated to challenging the way ideas are created and spread. In their words: 'We're on a mission to spread important ideas and change minds.'

On the site, you'll find free, downloadable manifestos on a whole host of topics. Here's their definition of a manifesto: 'It's an argument, a reasoned, rational call to action, supported by logic and facts.' My definition of their manifestos is this: 'Interesting, fascinating, entertaining, thought-provoking knowledge-snapshots.'

One of my favourite manifestos of the moment is The Power of the Marginal by Paul Graham. You'll find all sorts of useful topics too.

Links:



Every Christmas, Jon Gericke runs a midday special for two weeks, focussing on holiday fun. And I'm one of his regulars.

Every weekday for the two weeks from today, Monday 25 December through to Friday 5 January, the show runs from 12 noon till 1pm. The show is on SAfm, which can be found in South Africa on 104 to 107 fm, or on the web via streaming audio at Safm / Streaming Audio (hosted by Ant Farm).

I'll generally be on during the closing minutes of the show, cos Jon figures that we've had a long enough radio relationship (around 5 years or so, if my brain is estimating correctly) for him to cut me off fairly abruptly if he runs out of time. And he's right. I have no hassle with it. And anyway, I structure my chat with him in such a way that the important stuff is in the beginning, with embellishments coming in at the end. So I'm ready to shut my mouth at any time.

In this post, I'll give links every day to the sites I talk about.

I'll also be podcasting as many of my slots as I can... I recorded today's, but due to an 'operator error', only the first few seconds actually recorded. (Yes... I was the 'operator'. No idea what happened. It recorded five minutes of program BEFORE my bit. Then when I came on, it got jinxed. Blah.)




Roy Blumenthal's Creativity Coaching, Mentoring, and Workshops -- Pricelist

A client of mine recently asked me to put together a list of some of
the things I could offer his company in terms of creativity workshops
and mentoring for his staff and clients. So I thought I'd share the
menu with you, in case you know of anyone who would like me to tailor
one of my interventions to their needs.

The prices below are valid until the end of February 2007. If you book
now for dates later than that, these prices will still hold! So book
now!

The menu is split into
  1. Creativity workshops and Facilitations.
  2. Individual or small-group, results-oriented mentoring/coaching for selected staff members.
Lemme know if any of this appeals. My (new) number is +27 74 104 6386. My email address is royblumenthal@gmail.com.

Blue skies
love
Roy



1. CREATIVITY WORKSHOPS & FACILITATIONS


OBLITERATING THE BLOCKS
An Interactive Roleplay Workshop
Time:
3.5 hours.

Target:
Staff who feel they're stuck, and staff who simply want to 'refresh' the way they see their projects. We'll need 8 to 18 people in this one.

Personnel:
Four facilitators from 'Beyond the Box', the open source industrial theatre company I've founded.

What we'll do:
We'll have the participants in the group interacting with each other to express their blockage. We'll then role-play various blockage scenarios, and have participants actively engage with one another's issues to help solve them. This session will create 'option thinking', helping the participants to find new ways of doing things.

Outcomes:
  • Personal responsibility for clearing blocks
  • Relationship building within the produciton teams so that they have internal support for their new ideas
  • Better interpretation of client briefs.
Price:
R 9 450 (fixed price, up to approx 18 people)



WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS -- BEING YOURSELF IN A TEAM
An Interactive Roleplay Workshop
Time:
3.5 hours.

Target:
The 'team'. 8 to 18 people in this session.

Personnel:
Four facilitators from 'Beyond the Box', the open source industrial theatre company I've founded.

What we'll do:
This is about the delicate art of being an individual with strong, definite views amongst a bunch of other individuals with similarly strong, definite views. It's about the chaos of being a maverick in a team of mavericks. How the heck does a person BE themselves, and yet still contribute to the myth of 'the team'?

This is also an interactive role-play, where the participants bring out their difficulties, and the group roleplays these through to satisfying conclusions. Repeat after me, 'We are all unique.' Heheheheehe

Outcomes:
  • Really getting to know WHY certain people do certain things
  • Demystifying the individualists in the group
  • Giving people better 'handles' on each others' working habits
  • Relationship-building
  • Converting chaos (or even light turmoil) into productivity
Price:
R 9 450 (fixed price, up to approx 18 people)



SCUPLTING THE ANSWER
Human Sculptures Reveal All
Time:
1 hour.

Target:
Management, production teams, decision-making groups. 4 to 18 people in this session.

Personnel:
Four facilitators from 'Beyond the Box', the open source industrial theatre company I've founded.

What we'll do:
This is focussed on finding solutions to particular issues. Whatever the issue is on the day, this workshop helps create a new way of understanding and interacting with the challenge. We make 'human sculptures' out of the issue, and the sculptures find ways through to solutions.

Outcomes:
  • Clarify the issue
  • Find ways to the ideal outcome
  • Identify blocks to the ideal outcome
  • Find transitions to achieving the desired outcome
  • Problem solving
  • Option thinking
Price:
R 3 200 (fixed price, up to approx 18 people)



UNLEASH YOUR CREATIVITY FOR PROFIT AND GAIN
A Fullday Creativity Workshop
Time:
8 hours. (Can be split over two morning sessions.)

Target:
Everyone in business who wants to feel more creative. Up to 26 people in this workshop.
Clients who want to 'embrace the craziness'.

Personnel:
Roy Blumenthal

What we'll do:
This is the workshop I've been running for the past 7 or so years. In it, we look at different takes on creativity, how to mobilise our creativity, tricks and tools to use when we're stuck. We also learn that goalsetting and action are intrinsic to unleashing creativity, and we work on tools to be more effective at setting and realising goals. This is a fun workshop, with lots of interaction and 'playing'.

Outcomes:
  • A creativity 'toolkit'
  • Effective goalsetting
  • Effective action planning
  • Unleashed creativity
  • Profit and gain
Price:
R 15 250 (fixed price, up to approx 26 people)


2. INDIVIDUAL OR SMALL GROUP MENTORING/COACHING

I'm happy to work with individuals and small groups of up to 3 people per group. It's much more cost-effective to work with small groups, as I discount the per-head price.

The way I normally do this kind of work is to contract for a minimum of six sessions, in multiples of six sessions. Optimum coaching takes place over 12 to 18 sessions, with six being a 'low hanging fruit' and 'getting to know you' kind of intervention. The longer the number of sessions contracted for, the more cost-effective.

It's best to meet once every two weeks, or once every week, for 60 to 90 minutes. Once a month CAN work, but continuity suffers. Twice a month is optimum, with once a week being good if there are crises to be dealt with.

So, here's the menu...

Individuals:
  • 6 sessions -- R1 200 per session
  • 12 sessions -- R1 000 per session
  • 18 sessions -- R 900 per session

Groups of 3:
  • 6 sessions -- R900 per person, per session
  • 12 sessions -- R800 per person, per session
  • 18 sessions -- R700 per person, per session
I'm also happy to negotiate a discount if I'm coaching more than one group.

Please let me know what you feel about these options. And gimme a call on (my new number:) +27 74 104 6386, or email me on royblumenthal@gmail.com, and we can leap into action whenever you're ready.

Remember, these prices go up at the end of February 2007, so book now, and the early-bird prices will hold regardless of the date you book for!


Roy Blumenthal, Voice-Over Artist, gives you some sample clips of his voice

Here are some of my voice-clips, in case you were thinking of using me as a voice artist.

Thanks to the wonders of ISDN, and the fact that South Africa has a very highly advanced advertising industry, I'm available to do work wherever you are.

The best way to book me is through my agent, Shane Vorster, at X-Factor. Phone
ZA +27 11 884 7515 or +27 11 884 7512. Email shane@x-factor.co.za.

Here they are:

Roy's Voice -- Character -- Home Tech Expo (with Jannes Eiselen in HardSell mode)
Here I play the 'Sound Engineer', with Jannes Eiselen playing 'The Hardsell Announcer'. (Book Jannes through his agent, Leads. Phone ZA +27 11 782 1162. Email info@leadsartists.co.za.

Roy's Voice -- Soft-Sell -- Karinna's Sparkling Water
This is me sounding soft and calm, lending some colour and class to a bottle of water.

Roy's Voice -- Corporate -- Action Mortgage
This is a straight corporate read, very close to my normal speaking voice.

Roy's Voice -- HardSell -- Hot, Sexy, Now!
I do a muscled hardsell on this spot. It's an alternate take on 'Hot
Sexy Now' which also features in this series of voice-pieces.

Roy's Voice -- Sexy-Sell -- Hot, Sexy, Now!
Here I do a sultry sexy-sell version of 'Hot Sexy Now', an alternate take to the hardsell version.

Roy's Voice -- Comedy Hardsell -- Interlink Airlines
I play both voices in this spot... the 'Singing Santa' and the 'Announcer'.
I'm looking forward to... uh... I'm listening forward... fast forwarding... uh... I'd love to do voice work for you!

Blue skies
love
Roy


My various sites and interests

I'm pretty active in a whole bunch of activities, and I've got quite a few websites and Squidoo lenses detailing these. Most of them are linked on the navigation menu, but here is a list of them for your convenience.

My homepage is:
RoyBlumenthal.Com

My long-running blog with a bit of a cult following is:
Coffee-Shop Schmuck

Jon Gericke, my colleague from SAfm's COMPUTER GIG, started a blog about technology, and I'm a regular contributor:
The Technology Circle

I run creativity seminars, and offer my services as a creativity coach. I've started a blog on the subject:
My Creativity Blog
And here is a link to some details on one of the seminars I offer:
'How to Unleash Your Creativity'

As part of my interest in coaching, I also have a blog on goal setting:
My Goal Setting Blog

Here is a list of some of the books I recommend:
Books I Recommend

I've also begun podcasting. You can listen to my bits and pieces here:
My Podcast Blog

I'm a voice artist, doing voice-over work for all sorts of clients. Take a listen to my clips, and then book me by calling my agent, Contractors, on South Africa +27 11 726 6076:
Voice Clips
Voicebank

This is a gallery of some of my caricatures and portraits:
My Flickr Gallery

I'm also a publisher. This site is a little outdated now, but the poetry on it is awesome. Barefoot Press was the first South African poetry website:
Barefoot Press

I'm not incredibly disciplined about using deli.icio.us, but I'm getting better as time goes by. Here is a list of all the bookmarks I've saved to this amazing service:
My del.icio.us Bookmarks

Please do NOT follow this link if you don't want to be shocked. It's a list of search terms that somehow lead to me. All I can say is that there are some serious perverts out there. And it seems that the search engines link words together from disparate parts of a site, thereby leading people to me. I don't get it:
Real Search Terms That Somehow, Inexplicably, Lead to My Sites, Seriously

If you haven't been to Squidoo.com yet, you've gotta look into it. It's a knowledge-sharing resource, the brainchild of marketing whizz Seth Godin. I've got a whole bunch of lenses on topics I find interesting, and which I have some knowledge on:
Squidoo on Creativity
Squidoo on Goal Setting
Squidoo on Hawaiian Ka Huna Bodywork and Massage
Squidoo on Augusto Boal's Interactive Theatre
Squidoo on Punning
Squidoo on Tongue Twisters

Please enjoy my sites.

A list of all of the Virtual Surf Reports I did for SAfm over the festive season

If you listened to any of the Virtual Surf Reports I did for Jon Gericke on SAfm's 'Summer' programme over the festive season, you might want a handy list of all of the blog articles I wrote, along with the podcasts of the radio footage.

To listen to all of the podcasts, go to http://schmucknews.libsyn.com. Otherwise click on the 'podcast' link for entries you're particularly interested in.

Enjoy.

Virtual Surf Report: Bonus Link -- Aryan Kaganof's new film, SMS SUGARMAN, the world's first feature film shot exclusively using a cellphone

Virtual Surf Report: Charles Kessler's Cool Tricks & Trinkets Newsletter -- a start of the year treat

Virtual Surf Report: Setting Achievable Goals

Virtual Surf Report: Career Change for Beginners and Experts

Virtual Surf Report: Shell Geostar -- Plan Your Route Home

Virtual Surf Report: Everyone's an Expert on SOMETHING... Squidoo

Virtual Surf Report: How To Be a Blogger


Virtual Surf Report: How To Be a Virtual Artist

Virtual Surf Report: Serendipitous Surfing with Stumble-Upon

Virtual Surf Report: The Animated Genius of Han Hoogerbrugge at hoogerbrugge.com

Virtual Surf Report: Overheard in New York

Virtual Surf Report: Magnatune.com and Google Maps